Hey you, it’s Bike to Work Week! I’m sure you’re doing your part…bikin’ and whatnot. I’m not. I mean, I’m not yet. I plan on it. I really do. I may bike in on Friday. Not sure yet. Depends on the weather…or how I feel…
In the meantime, I’m about to kick off a three-day juice fast. Lizz and I spent the better part of the night pickin’ apart fruit and vegetables for this smorgasbord of nutrition; this cornucopia of health; this, well…you get the point.
Totally doin’ it. Nuthin but juice and coconut water and well, pain and sadness for the next three days. Good thing I’m a bottle of wine down right now. I’m sure that’ll help ease me in.
Wish me luck.